“It’s 80 Out, Why Do You Have On a Jacket?”Memoir For Those Who Are Always Cold

If you’re much like me, you are always cold. It’s basically a way of life by now and everyone around you has noticed an accepted the weird phenomenon of you being freezing in every degree possible.

ALWAYS HAVING A SWEATSHIRT HANDY IN THE SUMMER
Whether that sweatshirt is tied around your waist, in your car or stuffed in your purse, it’s like your favorite accessory except more of a hassle than a favorite. You know you need to be prepared for those warm summer nights with freezing cold restaurants.

GOOSEBUMPS, AND LOTS OF THEM
What else is a pesky accessory of yours? Goosebumps of course. You would never be caught dead with out a nice set of gooses covering your legs. OH and don’t forget, the beauuuuutiful hairs that sticks up on your arms!

YOUR FAVORITE LINE: Can you turn the air off?
It’s already cold enough!! What do they want me to get hypothermia?! The air is a no-go, please turn it off.

CUDDLING UP IN BLANKETS WITH HOT COCO ISN’T JUST FOR WINTER
Let’s face it, we all love blankeys and hot coco but if you’re always cold you love it in every season. Throw feetie pajamas and heating pads under this category as well. They all sound like heaven right now.

THE MORE GUTWRENCHING, STOMACH TURNING EVENT OF ALL
………..w.i.n.t.e.r……………. no more is to be said here. We all know how winter goes, 3 jackets, gloves, hats, warm socks, hand warmers and uggs are essentials just for a walk to your car.

I feel the pain of everyone out there, undeniably freezing every second of the day. You can’t properly answer the question “Is it cold in here?” because the answer will always be yes, every time. So let’s say a pray for our fellow frozen friends and hope one day we can all live in a world where there is no winter and coldness isn’t a thing.

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